Golden couple Greg Norman and Chris Evert have announced their separation after 15 months of marriage.  She is much married, he was married for 22 years.  Both left their spouses to be naughty neighbors and run off with each other.   Greg, if you need anyone to soothe you, please call 382-4280.

NOW is unleashing on David Letterman.  The National Organization for Women wants CBS to "rectify" the situation caused by the talk show host after he admitted that he had sex with subordinates.  NOW says, "he wields the ultimate authority as to who gets fired, who gets hired, who gets raises, who advances and who does entry-level tasks." He was lambasted for "the kind of hypocrisy that perpetuates the image of men in power preying on women."

Mark Burnett, the producer of "Survivor" is planning on creating a new reality series based on the 70's classic "Fantasy Island". DA PLANE! DA PLANE!

The fall-out continues from the David Letterman bombshell announcement regarding his randy activities with co-workers.  My brother, Greg suggests that he change the name of his production company from "Worldwide Pants" to "Pull Down Your Pants."

Congrats to the winners of the ACLU Art Contest at the Kalamazoo Public Library: Leah Nicole Runchey was the 1st prize ($150)winner for her graphite and charcoal drawing "Censorship at Hogwarts".

Jon Gosselin (Jon & Kate Plus 8)is in trouble for raiding the family bank account.  He could be held in contempt of court for illegally withdrawing $200,000 from a join bank account and leaving his estranged wife and mother of his 8 children with a thousand bucks.  WHAT A GUY.

David Letterman revealed on his show last night that he was the target of an extortion plot.  Some guy sent him a box with "evidence" that he'd had sex with staffers and wanted $2 million to keep it quiet.  I want to know what's in the box!

"Kate Plus 8"--Not so fast!  TLC is putting the show on hold after Jon Gosselin created a stink after being excised from the proceedings for his skeezy behavior.  We'll let the attorneys handle it and get right back at ya when we know the deal.

Go Tigers! 

Don't forget to vote this weekend: wkzo.com..."What's New".  The Potluck Pals are picking this year's recipients for "A Holiday Dish to Pass". The deadline is Tuesday @ midnight.

Madonna paid a visit to David Letterman last night.  They chatted about her recent divorce from Guy Richie.  She said she was married for 8 years - "the Bush years...a good time to be out of America".  When Letterman asked if she had any plans to get married again, she said she "would rather be run over by a train."

Sarah Palin's upcoming book is already a best -seller two months before its release.  "Going Rogue:An American Life" has grabbed the #1 spot on both Amazon.com and Barnes and Noble's best-seller lists.

Actor Randy Quaid and his wife are scheduled to appear before a Callifornia court later this month.  They sort of forgot to pay a $10,000 bill at the San Ysidro Ranch.  They call it a big misunderstanding.  Good thing I have an understanding with Motel 6.

Whoops!  TLC is taking Jon out of the mix of their formerly popular show about a family with a brood of 8.  The TLC prez says that they are trying to "evolve with the changing family dynamic".  Starting in November we will enjoy "Kate Plus 8" without having to worry if one of daddy's many girlfriends will show up to play Legos.

Ouch.  Dan Rather has lost his lawsuit war with CBS.  A New York appeals court has thrown out his $70 million lawsuit.  Rather claims he was made a scapegoat for a 2004 report questioning then-president Bush's military record.

Mackenzie Phillips is going to rehash her lurid life on "Larry King" tonight.   eeeeew.  At what point do her tales of incest cease to be about "helping other victims" and become about selling books?

No, that's not your Accuweather forecast...it's the #1 movie at the box office for the weekend.

OOPS!  Jenny Slate made her debut on "SNL" this weekend and her sketch was peppered with her accidental use of the F-Bomb.  East Coasters saw it unedited.  It was cleaned up by the time it hit the west coast.

Director, Roman Polanski was arrested over the weekend in Switzerland when he went to accept a life-time achievement award at the Zurich Film Festival.  He's been living in France since 1978 when he fled the U.S. as he was about to be sentenced for having sex with a 13 year old.  France has no extradition laws.  I guess Switzerland does, eh?

Poor Madge.  Madonna once went on a date with Michael Jackson and proposed going to a strip club rather than Disneyland. She also tried to initiate phone sex.  Sorry, wrong number!

How exciting!  I had a surprise call from Jeff Foxworthy this morning.  He'll be at Miller in 2 shows @ 7 & 10 Friday.  Tickets still available for both.  Did you know that the genesis of the whole "Redneck" bit was inspired by a bowling alley in a Detroit suburb with valet parking?  YAY Michigan!

I remember when FOX-TV first went on the air.  Sunday night only.  But whadda Sunday night: "In Living Color", "The Simpsons", "Married with Children".  Years later FOX leads the ratings on opening night of the fall season.  The #1 show that night was on ABC - "Dancing with the Stars".  NBC is bringing up the rear even with Jay Leno. He's getting his butt kicked by "CSI:Miami".

Jacklyn Smith isn't dead.  She wants you to know.